ANTHRAX Worship Music |
I find myself worrying and puzzled. How would Anthrax even begin to plan on getting their shit together? How could their circulation, so varicose, stale and shitty, manage to pulse with anything but old hits and shitty bricks from their ancient period, in stale thrash-shorts and white sneakers and wacky lyrics about Judge Dredd and whatever "Efilnikufesin" was; they're just lucky to even be alive, much less a signed, active 2011 band.This is the way to come back ...
I say these things, since Anthrax have spent two decades showing us truly how shitty a band can get. It was bad, folks. It was no funeral. No one cared. They did some horrible things and they did them in the dullest, still somehow legal ways (if I recall the 1998 single & video "Inside Out", that was the first time I got my period, and since then I've been a man -- a bleeding hole of a man).
No one told me that Anthrax's newest comeback effort, and the words effort and comeback are seldom so pronounced as this, would be a pure fucking bolt of energy. I'll allow my curse words to roll out for a bit, since a TRUE return to form by a band this fragmented, disjointed and flippant - with a fan base that hadn't escaped - is a rarity nearly unique.
To describe the level of energy, I only have to say "Mad House" or remind you of those bolts of lightning they used to serve up with the crazy cereal lyrics or Indian motifs - but then subtract the things that made them tiring and grating: There is no excess of solemnity, humour OR aggression. Something has clicked. This machine serves up rock after rock of tumbling motherfucking destruction.
It is not that they are sickeningly hardcore or melodic - but that their mixture of past elements, even those that were ill-advised for a thrash band in 92, or 98, or 03, somehow totally covers the bases of a great band.
I'm too excited, people. You just have to go hear for yourself. I will feel sorry for you if Worship Music doesn't rough up your evening, but remember, I was as cynical of the 'THRAX contemporarily as you might be, and as I pushed play with an open mind last night, something, or someone, said "fuuuuuuuuuuck yeaaaah".
And that something was Joey Belladonna, a ridiculous, ridiculously named Native-American, part time karaoke alcoholic, doing to the ascendant vocalist comeback things that have never been achieved in history.
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by Knut T. Farstad